Had a really bad day. Bad. Ok, it started like this. Today my chapel is before recess. But chapel ends early. So the entire class goes off for recess except for 7 ppl. We arent actually supposed to go early. And im one of the 7 ppl. The chairman of the class goes and gets the ppl. The vice chariman (who i dont like, who the entire class doesnt) goes and gets the teacher. So everyone gets back and the teacher scolds all of us. ALL of us. She doesnt let us go for recess. ALL of us. Not even the 7 ppl who didnt go. So i dont get to eat. AND i didnt eat breakfast. AND becoz her period is actually the last period, she holds us back an added 40 mins. So i was starving. I only got to eat when i came back home. Sigh. But no worries. After chatting wif Brian for a few minutes, he helped me lift my spirits. I feel well enough to tell a few lame jokes. So i will.
Where can you find alot of corn?
Round the CORNer.
What do you have when you cant digest corn propely?
CORNstipation.
Where on a map can you find alot of corn?
On the CORNtinents.
What do you call a man who paints corn?
A CORN artiste
What releases corn in its gaseous state?
A air-CORNditioner.
I know, they were CORNy jokes but funny. Ok, bui bui